Dumpster Consulting
Thorough evaluations of lids, smells, snack potential, and overall accessibility.
Seattle’s summer icon
Jimothy.
No neck. No résumé. Full summer energy.
Local icon, snack inspector, professional little guy, and living proof that charisma is a perfectly valid business strategy.
Please admire responsibly. Do not approach or feed wildlife.
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100% THAT little guy
About the legend
Built different.
Jimothy didn’t choose the internet. The internet took one look at him and collectively said, “That’s our guy.”
Spotted in Seattle’s Ballard neighborhood, Jimothy became famous for his wonderfully round silhouette, tiny stature, and undeniable main-character energy. He may have a short spine, but his cultural impact is enormous.
0 visible necks
1 perfect name
∞ emotional support
Professional expertise
What Jimothy does.
Snack Inspection
Independent, highly motivated quality control with an extremely fast turnaround.
Brand Ambassadorship
Jimothy arrives. Jimothy stands there. Engagement increases immediately.
Public opinion
“He entered our yard, judged us silently, and left. Five stars.”
★★★★★
Prompt. Round. Professional.
Jimothy completed the inspection without paperwork, eye contact, or any recognizable business process. Results were immediate.
Would hire again.
Book Jimothy.
Appointments are imaginary. Availability depends entirely on snacks, weather, and whether Jimothy feels like emerging from beneath a parked vehicle.